Cosmic Consciousness No. 29 - Untitled

The eyes are not always windows to the soul... sometimes they're tunnels.

Cosmic Consciousness No. 28 - Untitled

Some things are better left unsaid, so here goes:

Cosmic Consciousness No. 27 - Untitled

If it weren't for the taste, snot would have nothing going for it.

Cosmic Consciousness No. 26 - Late Summer Thoughts...

Laughter is the best side effect of good medicine.

Niceness cannot be learned; it must be beaten into you.

Cosmic Consciousness No. 25 - Sleepy Summer Thoughts

What if everything was measured in french fries?

Clogging is just tap dancing in wooden shoes.

Saw a squirrel get hit by lightning yesterday. His skeleton lit up just like in the cartoons.

Do kids at church camp tell holy ghost stories?

I rarely plan ahead, but I never plan behind.

I have the answers to Questions 67 & 68.

I wish they all could be Oompa Loompa girls.

Seamus Wolverhampton completed seven years of high school. He likes kittens, white gloves, french fries, wreckless abandon and unrestrained velocity.

Oh, I woke up this morning, yes I did,
Stumbled into the kitchen, opened one eyelid,
Stepped into a cold, soft, soupy mess of cat-yack.

Name Tags of the Damned No. 09

Spotted at a nearby doctor's office: AMNESIA (female).

Cosmic Consciousness No. 24 - The Devil Wears Manolo Blahnik

Rowan and I were just discussing Halloween. She can't decide whether to be a witch or a devil. She asked for my input... I told her she should be a witch, because then you have the option of being good or bad. And she said (drum roll): But devils have better shoes!