Pet Peeve No. 17 - The Human Geyser

No, not geezer... geyser! You see, there was this unholy intestinal virus going around, and I got in it's way, and I turned inside out. I'm all better now, thanks. Photos to follow.

Cosmic Consciousness No. 20 - The Neighbor

Mr Scant must be close to 116 years old. He loves to talk about the war, but I'm not sure which one. Every time I see him, he's a little slower and a little smaller. I'm concerned that if he comes to a stop, he will disappear.

Name Tags of the Damned No. 08

Well, I was wondering if I would be here when I got back.

Spotted working the checkout at the TrollMart: ELBONY (female). It's like "Ebony" with an L. I'm guessing it's pronounced Elbow Knee.