Rowanism No. 08

"Mommy, does Daddy have any girlfriends?"

I'm sure she meant "girly" friends. All of my sensitive and delicate friends often lean toward the effeminate when shopping for clothes. For their poodles.

Poodles of Tindalos? There are no poodles in Tindalos! Only houndly-hounds, with no bleedin' nametags. Nor cell phones to boot have they, as well.

Oh, dear! Now I've spilled it.

Please let me wake up.

Tube out.

Name Tags of the Damned No. 07

Spotted working in a department store checkout: LAKEIDA (female)

I have no idea what this means. Anyone? Lake Ida?