I cannot abide seeing a woman lick her thumb and/or forefinger before turning a page. (Yes, sorry, but most of the culprits are older women. Why is that?)
If the book you're reading came from my shelf, just kiss those frickin' chickin' lickin' fingers goodbye while they're in your filthy piehole!
And I despise watching a cashier performing the digit-moistening ritual before pulling open a plastic grocery bag. Keep your oral lubrication away from my food, please, you tramp, you harlot! I don't know where your mouth has been... do you?!? (One has to wonder if these vulgar people bother to wash up after after dropping the kids at the pool... Crikey! That's why they lick their fingers!)
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I'm told that older women lose their natural lubrication as the years come on.
Not having tupped any myself, I can't say.
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