Why do people who use cell phones always talk louder than everyone else? This chap was sitting two sections above me at the rugby game and his conversation about Series 2 / Episode 3 of Rising Damp was all I could hear!
They're like bloody fog horns! Turn up the microwaves!
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I'm with you, pal. Fry them! Fry them all!
A MINIATURE FREQUENCY SCANNER WOULD ALLOW YOU TO LOCK ON TO THEIR CELL AND SURREPTITIOSLY INSERT YOUR OWN COMMENTS INTO THEIR CONVERSATIONS. YOU COULD DO THIS AT YOUR LEISURE FOR YOUR OWN EDIFICATION. WOHO!! LOOK WHO IS TALKIN NOW!
YES, I AM YELLING. JUST TO MAKE MY POINTE.
That was just stupid.
Some people go above and beyond the call of duty to be obtuse.
Perhaps we could implant small bags of microwave popcorn in their receivers. Image the fun when they dive to the asphault to avoid what they think is machine gun fire.
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