"Mommy, does Daddy have any girlfriends?"
I'm sure she meant "girly" friends. All of my sensitive and delicate friends often lean toward the effeminate when shopping for clothes. For their poodles.
Poodles of Tindalos? There are no poodles in Tindalos! Only houndly-hounds, with no bleedin' nametags. Nor cell phones to boot have they, as well.
Oh, dear! Now I've spilled it.
Please let me wake up.
Tube out.
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A guy called "Pig" cannot,by definition, be called girly! Nuf said.
Love & Kisses
Piggy
And you just assumed I was talking about you... interesting.
Is pig the opposite of gip? If so, then 'win one for the gipper' could mean on Bizarro 'lose one for the pigger' could it not? If that is the case, then "Soooeeee" takes on a new meaning. "Eeeeooosss" could be heard as "youse", thus transmogrifying Gandolfini into Merlin.
I want to wakey-wakey now.
Uh...Beevis, change channels.
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