Last night Rowan asked, "Mom, what's domination?"
The ex-wife (yes, you read that correctly, bless her little heart) turned to me and said, "You want to take that one?"
Deep breath. "Okay. Domination. Noun. You see, dear, in some dark corners of the planet there are people who carry whips and wear latex masks with big zippers and rubber antlers..."
The ex: "You don't want to go there."
"Well, sweetie, it means that one team is stronger than the other. The stronger team dominates."
"Like in baseball?"
"Exactly."
"No, Dad, I mean like WORLD DOMINATION."
Perhaps too much Pinky & the Brain.
2 comments:
Perhaps time-out with a thesaurus would be appropriate.
For her or for me?
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