Last weekend I attended the 623rd Annual Hound Tor Highland Games of Upper Tindalos. Plenty of ale, headcheese sandwiches and haggis for all. The highlight was a rare performance by "Barney" Scotland's own Barney Fife & Drum Corps, featuring the Wolverhampton Twins, Jimmy and Timmy. Jimmy (left) wants to play jazz, and Timmy has an inner ear infection. Blimey, what an odd lot!
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Faith, is it Fife I been hearin' comin' down the lane? Aye, 'tis the old bumbler himself, can't carry a tune in a milk pail. And I think I've been hearin' Otis' ungodly corn-whiskey tootin' as well, with a goodly measure of Aunt Bea's mornin' thunder thrown in to boot! Aiiieeeee!
Aye, lad. I enjoyed the games as well, but the headcheese lay heavy on me stomach. Made me wind blow quite a gale.
Aye, lads an' lassies! I'll be goin' forth with a fifth on the Fourth at the Firth o' Forth with Fife! Rah-ooo! Kin ye no' say that three times fastly, for surely I kinna!
Thank you, Longshanks! He's here through Sunday, ladies and gentleman. Don't forget to tip your barmaids (over).
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